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"“The teams in this year’s Final Four are Miami, Florida Atlantic, UConn and San Diego State. Really? The only way your bracket’s got those four teams is if you filled it out this morning.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""Show business is full of nepo babies, politics is full of nepo babies.... But in sports, there are no nepo babies. There are the sons and daughters of former players, but it's not why they play. Laila Ali didn't knock out 21 opponents by smacking them with a birth certificate." "
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- Bill Maher
""The C.E.O. of TikTok testified. Then, of course, the head of Instagram Reels showed up and said all the exact same stuff, just not as cool.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
""Trump’s loving the attention from possibly being arrested. What a difference a day makes. It went from ‘lock her up’ to ‘lock me up.’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Melania is at Mar-a-logo like, ‘Please don’t put him under house arrest, please don’t put him under house arrest. Anything but house arrest!’” "
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- James Corden
""Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels to keep this story quiet, and here we are, still talking about it seven years later. So that would be another failed Trump business venture.” "
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- Al Franken
""It's a hell of a week to launch a new show.""
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- MSNBC's Jen Psaki, on "Inside with Jen Psaki"
""President Biden reassured Americans the country’s financial system is safe. I think the fact that you’re talking about a bank collapse proves it isn’t. That’s like going to a funeral and giving a eulogy about how Nana’s going to be fine.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“We now join ‘Good Morning America,’ already in progress.”"
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- Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel, closing the lengthy ceremony
""It’s like editing all of the sex out of a porn video and saying it’s a short film about being a stepmom.”"
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- SNL's Colin Jost, on Tucker Carlson's edited January 6 tapes
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