" “This is a civil litigation case and what we think happened here was we took the civil litigation as far as we can take it. We could have gone all the way to verdict and under defamation law, you don’t get an apology. You get money.”"
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- Dominion attorney Justin Nelson
""We have some other people who have some accountability coming toward them.""
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- A Dominion lawyer, after the company settled its lawsuit against Fox News for $787.5 million
"“Netflix is apologizing after last night’s ‘Love is Blind’ live reunion was delayed due to technical issues. Yeah, even though they couldn’t see the reunion, ‘Love is Blind’ fans still managed to fall in love with it anyway.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
""I learned English the way everyone who comes to this country does: by watching ‘Friends.'”"
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- "SNL" host Ana de Armas
""The FBI arrested a 21-year-old Massachusetts Air National Guardsman in connection with the leaking of classified documents that were posted online. The leaker is described as a lonely young man who is part of a chatroom group that shares a love of guns and military gear. You know how sometimes you find yourself going, ‘It’s always who you least suspect, isn’t it?’ This isn’t one of those times.” "
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- James Corden
"“It’s streaming’s version of must-see TV.”"
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- WBD CEO David Zaslav, introducing Max
""This morning Biden was off to the emerald Ireland. The trip is part diplomacy and part homecoming, because Biden’s ancestors came to the U.S. from Ireland in the mid-1800s, when Biden was just a teen.”"
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- Stephen Colbert
"“At the White House this morning, the Bidens hosted the annual egg roll. Why they do this the day after Easter, I don’t know. Jesus is like, ‘I have to rise again again?'” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“She got cold feet after Murdoch passed his physical.""
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- SNL's Michael Che, on Rupert Murdoch's engagement being called off
"“Here’s my question: If you’re going to buy a Supreme Court justice, why would you spend all that money on luxury yachts and planes for Clarence Thomas? You could have bought Brett Kavanaugh for a bottle of Jager and a Southwest boarding pass.”"
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- Roy Wood Jr.
