Quotes

"“I used to tell him he’s his own worst enemy.” "
Tweet It
- Nikki Haley about Donald Trump, during CNN's GOP debate
""People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, and then repent.""
Tweet It
- Bob Dylan
"“Happy winter solstice, everybody — unless you’ve got seasonal affective disorder, in which case, hang in there! Tomorrow is going to be three seconds longer.” "
Tweet It
- Stephen Colbert
""Colorado decided that Trump is disqualified from being president because his role in the January 6 attack violated the U.S. Constitution’s insurrection clause. Before last night, Trump thought ‘the insurrection clause’ was one of those Tim Allen movies on Disney+.” "
Tweet It
- Jimmy Fallon
"“According to a new report, President Biden frequently tells aides and friends in private conversations that he feels ‘so much younger’ than his age. And I’m sure he does, but it doesn’t inspire a ton of confidence when you walk around going ‘Man, I feel 73!’”"
Tweet It
- Seth Meyers
"“Trump does the same material so much, people start yelling requests. They’re, like, ‘Do Inject Bleach!’”"
Tweet It
- Jimmy Fallon
""President Biden released a new video with Barack Obama in which they remind people that Obamacare is still available. But according to polls, people really want to know if Obama is still available.""
Tweet It
- Michael Che, on SNL's Weekend Update
"“This headline tells you all you need to know about the Republican Party right now: ‘House Set to Approve Biden Impeachment Inquiry as It Hunts for an Offense.’ In other words, they don’t have a crime, but they do have an investigation. It’s like an episode of ‘CSI,’ but if there was no ‘C,’ just ‘SI.’” "
Tweet It
- Jimmy Kimmel
"“At this point, the U.S. hasn’t agreed to give Ukraine any more funding. Then Zelensky saw the White House’s 98 Christmas trees and was like, ‘Yeah, I can tell money’s tight.'” "
Tweet It
- Jimmy Fallon
"“The L.A. Dodgers signed superstar Shohei Ohtani to the biggest contract in all of sports history, $700 million. Wild, right? That is $1 for every minute it takes to watch one single baseball game.”"
Tweet It
- Kal Penn
Read More Quotes

CynCity

Cynsiders

Instagram