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""Even Nancy Pelosi was chanting ‘We love Joe!’ and she’s the one who pushed him out of the race. It’s like the iceberg waving goodbye to the Titanic.”"
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- Desi Lydic
"“Biden stood on that stage, gave a powerful speech and proved to the country and the world that he can stay up past 8 p.m.” "
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- Stephen Colbert
"“The Trump campaign continued trying to counter enthusiasm for the Democrats’ new ticket with JD Vance — a man who virtually looks like he got stuck 10 percent of the way to transforming into a werewolf.""
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- John Oliver
"“I hate to nitpick, but in this speech about the economy, do you think at any point you want to say something about the economy?” "
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- Desi Lydic, on Donald Trump
""Ahead of the Democratic National Convention, Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are taking a bus tour together through Pennsylvania. And this is interesting — it’s the same bus the Democrats threw President Biden under.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“It’s nice to know the guy who builds self-driving cars and spaceships hasn’t quite figured out how to broadcast a phone call.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon, on Elon Musk's glitchy X chat with Donald Trump
"“The big winners at the Olympics were Team USA, China and the French pole-vaulter’s Tinder account.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
" “From one day to the next, time stood still and a whole country got goose bumps.”"
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- Tony Estanguet, president of the Paris Olympics organizing committee
""Let’s be careful comparing yourself to Martin Luther King here. I know you were both investigated by the FBI but that’s about it. Do not try to say that you were more popular.""
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- Michael Kosta on "The Daily Show," talking about Donald Trump
"“I said, ‘Lorne, I’m not an impressionist. You need someone who can really nail the guy. I was picked because I have gray hair and glasses.”"
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- Steve Martin, on why he turned down the opportunity to play VP candidate Tim Walz on "SNL"
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