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""[TikTok] can quickly figure out exactly what you like and feed you more of the same thing over and over again, not unlike a doting grandmother or Marvel Studios.""
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- John Oliver
"“President-elect Trump announced yesterday on Truth Social that he is picking Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz to be his attorney general. Even crazier: Gaetz’s girlfriend just got Class President.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“Matt Gaetz as attorney general — this is a new low. I mean, not as low as our age-of-consent laws are about to be, but pretty low.”"
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- Jordan Klepper
"“Kristi Noem shouldn’t be in charge of a PetSmart, let alone homeland security.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
""It turns out the election was stolen — by more people voting for Donald Trump. It’s quite a caper: Ocean’s 74 Million.” "
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- Jon Stewart
""Don’t you guys worry, if I know Democrats, they’re gonna take a long look in the mirror, learn from their mistakes and then run Biden again in 2028.”"
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- SNL's Colin Jost
"“The president gave a gracious speech. He told the nation, ‘You can’t love your country only when you win,’ which got a huge laugh in the lunchroom at Mar-a-Lago.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“Trump returning to the White House is a huge historic comeback for someone who literally never went away.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""I promise you, this is not the end. And we have to regroup, and we have to continue to fight and continue to work day in and day out to create the better society for our children, for this world, for this country that we know is possible. It’s possible.”"
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- Jon Stewart
"“The Harris campaign is cautioning against getting too excited. Too late! I have to be excited because I’ve only got two other choices: absolute terror or Absolut vodka.”"
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- Stephen Colbert
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