"“President Trump yesterday was seen walking on the White House roof for nearly 20 minutes. Man, he is so desperate to distract people from the Epstein files, he’s literally doing ‘Hey, look over here.’” "
- Seth Meyers
Quotes
""Going all the way back to Carol Burnett, I watch show bloopers more than I watch shows. There’s a freedom that is so full of accidental joy that completely energizes me. I’ve watched every 'Office' and 'S.N.L.' blooper more than I care to admit and have the gag reels of every season of 'Veep' on my Dropbox as an immediate antidepressant.""
- Tony Hale
"“When he heard about this employment crisis, Trump sprang into action and fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics. No! No, you fool! Now there’s one less job!""
- Stephen Colbert
"“These were not the shows my parents were bragging to their friends about.""
- Netflix executive Brandon Riegg, on his early work on reality shows
"“Trump’s very into fitness. In fact, right now he’s trying to run from the Epstein story as fast as he can.”"
- Jimmy Fallon
"“People haven’t moved on, because Trump and his MAGA base spent years cynically hyping up the Epstein conspiracy. They thought only their political enemies would be harmed. But they either forgot or conveniently ignored the fact that Donald Trump was Epstein’s best friend. It’s like basing an entire political movement around your opposition to Bert, and then voting for Ernie for president.”"
- Seth Meyers
"“Just a reminder, this man is still the president of the United States. There’s a lot going on in the world, and he’s at a ribbon-cutting ceremony to promote his golf course? Is this his side hustle, or is America his side hustle?” "
- Desi Lydic
"“Last time I saw a ball-drop that obvious, Anderson and Andy were hammered.”"
- Stephen Colbert, on President Trump’s caddy moving his ball to a better position during a round of golf in Scotland
""'May every day be another wonderful secret' is absolutely what would be inside a Hallmark card if they had a subcategory called Birthday For Prolific Sex Traffickers.""
- John Oliver
""All people want to talk about is Epstein, and Trump doesn’t. It’s annoying. It’s like getting to sit down with Buzz Aldrin and him saying, ‘You can ask me anything except the moon.’”"
- Jimmy Fallon
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