""We’re ready to go as long as they want to.""
- Disney CFO Hugh Johnston on the carriage dispute with YouTube TV
Quotes
"“I saw that Trump just floated the idea of a 50-year mortgage plan. Home buyers said, ‘That long?’ and people with student loans said, ‘That short?’”"
- Jimmy Fallon
"“After 40 days, senators finally agreed on a deal to end the longest government shutdown in history. Yeah. And besides every airport turning into a real-life ‘Squid Game,’ no harm done.”"
- Jimmy Fallon
""If Lorne Michaels has taught us anything, it's that you never, ever give up,. Even if everyone says the time has come and Tina Fey is ready to take over.""
- Pete Davidson, on SNL
""Frontier Airlines wants me to get a backup ticket? Respectfully, you’re the backup ticket.""
- Jordan Klepper
" “Right before the election, Elon Musk endorsed Andrew Cuomo for mayor — or, as Cuomo put it, ‘Not helping.’”
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“I would love to know how Trump came to the conclusion that the changes were appropriate for the time of Lincoln. Does he think Abraham Lincoln was a high roller who loved gold trash cans?”"
- Seth Meyers
""I think we’re the first number one show to ever get canceled.""
- Stephen Colbert
" “Prince Andrew has been stripped of his royal title of ‘Prince’ due to his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. And Andrew says he can only become a prince again if he gets a kiss from a young princess.”"
- SNL's Michael Che
"“This is such a stark difference from how every other leader on this trip has interacted with Trump. Malaysia’s throwing a concert for him, Korea’s giving him crowns, everyone’s kissing his ass. Then Xi comes in like his mom forced him to have a play date with the weird kid at school.”"
- Desi Lydic
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