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""It does say something pretty grim about America, that when it comes to acting swiftly to prevent a public health threat, the current government just lost the moral high ground to f***ing Taco Bell.""
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- John Oliver
"“I read that President Trump has been furious about the Iran war, and he’s been shouting curse words at his top national security officials. His staff was like, ‘Is now a bad time to tell you that there’s algae in the pool again?’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“After the surprise missile attack Tuesday night, President Trump said we are going to beat the effing crap out of Iran. He plans on accomplishing this by dropping Taco Bell lettuce.”"
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- Greg Gutfeld
"“Trump is mad that R.F.K. Jr. hasn’t produced proof for all of his medical theories, but in R.F.K. Jr.’s defense, there aren’t any.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“People ask me all the time if I think Trump is good for comedy. I’ll say this: He’s better for it than he is at it.” "
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- Seth Meyers
" “Rather than trying to fight it out right now, they waved a very, very small white flag to say, ‘OK, we’re going to delay this on our own accord.’”"
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- Eric Talley, professor at Columbia Law School, to the New York Times on why Paramount paused its WBD deal
""In summer, the song sings itself.""
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- William Carlos Williams
""Elon and his musketeers are upset over the diversity casting of ‘The Odyssey.’ And I don’t want to get technical here, but you can’t make a historically accurate version of something that is totally made the [expletive] up.”"
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- Colman Domingo
"“I love how [Trump] is discovering climate change while standing next to his idling jet: ‘Something is causing this, and we have got to get to the bottom of it. Keep the engine running guys, all of ‘em. I haven’t decided which plane I’m taking.’” "
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- Desi Lydic
"“A video has gained attention online that appears to show FIFA President Gianni Infantino attempting to move President Trump away from the Spanish national soccer team so they could lift the World Cup trophy without him. In Trump’s defense, that thing’s solid gold. That’s like trying to move Gollum away from the Ring.”"
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- Seth Meyers
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