""Trump’s loving the attention from possibly being arrested. What a difference a day makes. It went from ‘lock her up’ to ‘lock me up.’”"
Tweet It
- Jimmy Fallon
"“Melania is at Mar-a-logo like, ‘Please don’t put him under house arrest, please don’t put him under house arrest. Anything but house arrest!’” "
Tweet It
- James Corden
""Donald Trump paid Stormy Daniels to keep this story quiet, and here we are, still talking about it seven years later. So that would be another failed Trump business venture.” "
Tweet It
- Al Franken
""It's a hell of a week to launch a new show.""
Tweet It
- MSNBC's Jen Psaki, on "Inside with Jen Psaki"
""President Biden reassured Americans the country’s financial system is safe. I think the fact that you’re talking about a bank collapse proves it isn’t. That’s like going to a funeral and giving a eulogy about how Nana’s going to be fine.” "
Tweet It
- Seth Meyers
"“We now join ‘Good Morning America,’ already in progress.”"
Tweet It
- Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel, closing the lengthy ceremony
""It’s like editing all of the sex out of a porn video and saying it’s a short film about being a stepmom.”"
Tweet It
- SNL's Colin Jost, on Tucker Carlson's edited January 6 tapes
"“Former President Trump is set next month to publish a new book of private letters sent to him titled ‘Letters to Trump.’ Though, really, it’s mostly final notices from utility companies.”"
Tweet It
- Seth Meyers
""Gaming is at the epicenter of the next cultural zeitgeist.""
Tweet It
- Zoe Soon, VP, Experience Center, IAB
""The White House just backed a bipartisan Senate bill that would give President Biden the power to ban TikTok, or as they’re calling it on TikTok, the ‘trying to lose the election’ challenge.”"
Tweet It
- Jimmy Fallon