""We made Abbott because we wanted to make people laugh but also show the daily struggle teachers go through and the respect and admiration they deserve. We're realizing now this reads like it was written by a PR robot but rest assured these were the original thoughts of two humans who are shockingly paid to write things.""
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- "Abbott Elementary" EPs Justin Halperin and Patrick Shumacker, on their show's Emmy nods
"“'American Graffiti' for me is what everybody is experiencing with 'Stranger Things.' Having lived through the ’80s, I know that it wasn’t so great, but that’s what nostalgia is: We pick out the best moments, and everything makes sense.""
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- Matthew Modine, to the NY Times
""Ummm...No thank you""
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- Jon Stewart tweets his reaction to the suggestion that he could run for president
" "This new streaming business model has to be relegated to the dust bin. Not in a year or two but now.""
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- Jeff Sagansky, to Deadline
"“The Supreme Court ruled that the Environmental Protection Agency does not have the authority to protect the environment. So what is their job now?”"
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- Trevor Noah
"“Oof. That’s like when you get in the car with your parents after they took you to a movie that had way more nudity than they were expecting.”"
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- Seth Meyers, on an awkward pause on Fox News as hosts discussed the power of Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony
""That wasn’t a slap. That was a Little League coach saying, ‘You’ll get ’em next time.’”"
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- Seth Meyers, on the grocery store "assault" of Rudy Giuliani
"“If you believe that a trial should be conducted by way of an HBO documentary, that’s your issue.""
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- Alec Baldwin, on Woody Allen's reputation
" “Welcome to right wing America, where if you want to end a young life, you have to shoot them.""
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- Bill Maher
"“The F.D.A. just announced that they are banning all Juul e-cigarettes in the U.S. No more Juul. That will explain tomorrow when you see a bunch of your co-workers sucking on a Glade plug-in.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
