"“Groundhog Day is a tradition that was brought to the United States in the 1800s by German settlers. The boring German settlers — the fun ones brought us beer.” "
- Jimmy Kimmel
Quotes
"“Brady is done and, in a related story, tickets to next year’s Buccaneers games are now free.” "
- Jimmy Fallon
"“President Biden informed Congress yesterday that he will officially end the coronavirus pandemic emergency declaration in May, which means that everyone can finally stop wearing their mask a year ago.”"
- Seth Meyers
"“In hindsight, I got a little carried away and over-invested relative to the uncertainty I saw in the market.""
- Spotify CEO Daniel Ek
""Facebook announced that it will reinstate former President Donald Trump’s account, but this time they’ll put guard rails in place to keep him under control. Which I think is the same thing they said every time they tried to reopen Jurassic Park.""
- Colin Jost, on SNL's Weekend Update
""Letting Trump back on Facebook is crazy. You’re just asking for trouble. It’s like letting Hannibal Lecter babysit your most delicious child.”"
- Wanda Sykes
"“While a lot of Republicans are mad at Pence, the former V.P. got a boost from the former pres, who truthed: ‘Mike Pence is an innocent man. He never did anything knowingly dishonest in his life.’ Adding, ‘which is why I tried to have him killed.’” "
- Stephen Colbert
"“The film that scored the most nominations was ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once,’ which is up for best picture along with ‘Top Gun,’ ‘Avatar 2,’ ‘Elvis’ and six movies no one has seen, including a movie called ‘Triangle of Sadness,’ which I always thought was a slice of Papa John’s pizza.”"
- Jimmy Kimmel
""My pathological liar character can’t hold a candle to you!”"
- Jon Lovitz, to George Santos
"“If Barack Obama can get criticized for a tan suit, if Volodymyr Zelenskyy can fight a war in a hoodie, if Trayvon Martin can start a revolution in a hoodie, then Don Lemon can tell the news in hooded sweater.”"
- Don Lemon, responding to criticism about an outfit he wore on CNN
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