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""There’s one thing that hurts a company, it’s destroying their product after it’s already been purchased.”"
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- John Oliver, on right-wing critics shooting cans of Bud Light after the brand partnered with a trans influencer
"“SpaceX is now saying they triggered the explosion, but originally when it happened, they called it a ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly.’ That sounds like what celebrities say when they’re getting divorced: ‘Our marriage is going through a rapid unscheduled disassembly — please respect our privacy at this time.’” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Dominion also has a defamation case against Rudy Giuliani, also for $1.3 billion. That’s a lot, man. They are suing Rudy for everything he’s got, which at this point, I believe, is a stolen CVS shopping cart full of empty merlot bottles and a jar full of spare teeth.” "
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- Stephen Colbert
" “This is a civil litigation case and what we think happened here was we took the civil litigation as far as we can take it. We could have gone all the way to verdict and under defamation law, you don’t get an apology. You get money.”"
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- Dominion attorney Justin Nelson
""We have some other people who have some accountability coming toward them.""
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- A Dominion lawyer, after the company settled its lawsuit against Fox News for $787.5 million
"“Netflix is apologizing after last night’s ‘Love is Blind’ live reunion was delayed due to technical issues. Yeah, even though they couldn’t see the reunion, ‘Love is Blind’ fans still managed to fall in love with it anyway.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
""I learned English the way everyone who comes to this country does: by watching ‘Friends.'”"
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- "SNL" host Ana de Armas
""The FBI arrested a 21-year-old Massachusetts Air National Guardsman in connection with the leaking of classified documents that were posted online. The leaker is described as a lonely young man who is part of a chatroom group that shares a love of guns and military gear. You know how sometimes you find yourself going, ‘It’s always who you least suspect, isn’t it?’ This isn’t one of those times.” "
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- James Corden
"“It’s streaming’s version of must-see TV.”"
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- WBD CEO David Zaslav, introducing Max
""This morning Biden was off to the emerald Ireland. The trip is part diplomacy and part homecoming, because Biden’s ancestors came to the U.S. from Ireland in the mid-1800s, when Biden was just a teen.”"
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- Stephen Colbert
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