"“[Trump's] speech went on so long, Kristi Noem’s dog shot itself.” "
- Jimmy Kimmel
Quotes
"“That’s always who you want to party with first when you win a championship, the director of the F.B.I. I remember when the Red Sox won the World Series in 2004 and the first person that got a Champagne shower was Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.”"
- Seth Meyers
""The Twitter that we may have once relied on and the Twitter that was fun and occasionally useful is just well and truly gone. And collectively, while it might be sad, it might be past time for all of us to, if I may borrow a truly poisoned phrase, let that sink in.""
- John Oliver
" “Eric brought humility, humor, and visibility to ALS and reminded the world that progress is possible when we refuse to remain silent. Eric was more than a supporter of our mission—he was part of our family. His impact will live on in the research being funded, the policies being advanced, and the community he helped grow by his honesty, his bravery, and his belief in a better future for anyone struggling with this diagnosis.”"
- Statement from I AM ALS about the late Eric Dane
""The days that these legacy media broadcasters get to decide what we can say, what we can think, who we can vote for are over. I think President Trump played a key role in just smashing the facade that they still get to decide the narrative here.""
- FCC Chair Brendan Carr, on Fox News
"“I don’t even know which of these companies [Paramount or Netflix] is going to be my new business daddy yet. It’s like a Mamma Mia! situation except less fun and way less sexy. But incidentally, if it is indeed Netflix, sorry for all the times I called your catalog a ‘who’s who of who the f*** is this?'”."
- John Oliver
" “When I read the book, I could only see one person playing it, and we’re lucky enough that she said yes, the second luckiest yes I’ve gotten from her.”"
- Daivd E. Kelley, on casting his wife, Michelle Pfeiffer, in "Margo's Got Money Troubles"
"“President Trump might be feeling a bit lonely this Valentine’s Day, because this fund-raising email has been going out from the R.N.C. that says, ‘Do you still love me? I miss you.’ And then it asks you to take a poll, and then, like a lot of dirtbag boyfriends, it asks you for money.” "
- Jimmy Kimmel
"“It just felt like it organically grew into what it was supposed to be, based on the love that I have for human beings, for sport, and for the country that I’m from.”"
- Snoop Dogg to the WSJ, on his success as Honorary Coach at the Olympics
"“Keep in mind, this is not how these hearings traditionally go. The attorney general used to carry some level of seriousness and gravitas. It’s only recently that they’d spend a congressional hearing acting like a bratty senior who got called into the principal’s office.”"
- Jordan Klepper
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