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""The Supreme Court saw that Louisiana had two whole Black congressmen and they were like, ‘Whoa, what is this, 'Showtime at the Apollo?' Let’s dial this back.’”"
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- Josh Johnson
""King Charles and Queen Camilla paid a visit to New York City. To make them feel at home, none of us flossed.” "
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- Greg Gutfeld
""As soon as I heard about the ballroom, I knew we would end up paying for it. Like, Trump is the type of dude to wine and dine you and then forget his wallet.” "
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- Josh Johnson, on "The Daily Show"
""Trump wants the event to be rescheduled within 30 days, and F.B.I. director Kash Patel said he expects the security at the next dinner to be ‘entirely different.’ Because by then he’ll be fired.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“The impulse to try to make money betting on war or an unfolding tragedy is really dark. When someone dies, you’re supposed to send their family a card that says ‘sorry for your loss’, and not one that says ‘thanks for covering the spread!’”"
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- John Oliver
"“The Trump administration is reportedly in advanced talks to provide a rescue package for Spirit Airlines to help the carrier avoid liquidation. Because if Spirit Airlines goes out of business, I lose, like, half my monologue.”"
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- Seth Meyers
"“Hours after he said the U.S. military was raring to resume its bombing campaign, President Trump announced yesterday that he would extend the cease-fire with Iran. This guy gives out more mixed messages than a Los Angeles parking sign.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“F.B.I. Director Kash Patel filed a $250-million defamation lawsuit yesterday against The Atlantic magazine over an article alleging that Patel has abused alcohol. Said Patel this morning, ‘Oh man, I did?’”"
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- Seth Meyers
" "The truth is, we only fought this war to get Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz, that they closed when we started this war.”"
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- Jon Stewart
""While I am not against gambling per se, there is something so grim about [prediction markets] turning every aspect of our lives into a bet. Because sure, money can be won on them. But in that happening, something also gets lost.""
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- John Oliver
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