"“We will always cherish the joy, the light, the blinding intelligence he brought to every moment - not just to his work, but in life as well. He was always the funniest person in the room. More than that, he was the sweetest, with a giving and selfless heart…This truly is The One Where Our Hearts Are Broken.”"
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- "Friends" creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane and EP Kevin Bright on Matthew Perry
"“I feel the need to tell you we didn’t invent this man for this show.” "
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- John Oliver, on Argentina's chainsaw-wielding right-wing libertarian Javier Milei
""The meeting [with House Speaker Mike Johnson] was very friendly. Biden even invited Johnson to pet his dog.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""The new speaker of the house is Mike Johnson, and if that name sounds familiar, it’s ’cause it’s on every fake ID.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Martin Scorsese’s out here making movies that last longer than speaker candidates.” "
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- "The Daily Show" guest host Desus Nice
"“There are now eight candidates for speaker — seven white men and one Black man, or as Republicans call it, a very diverse slate of choices.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“I really like that Biden only needs one word to get his point across. He’s basically the Groot of presidents.”"
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- SNL's Colin Jost
"“Being Trump’s craziest lawyer is like being the most divorced dad at an Embassy Suites.” "
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- Michael Kosta, on Sidney Powell
""This kind of thing is where Biden really shines. He and Israel go way back. You know how Moses parted the Red Sea? Joe was the guy who dared him to do it.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“During the first ballot in today’s House speakership vote, Ohio congressman Jim Jordan fell short of the 217 votes necessary to become speaker, but Republicans are determined to keep trying until they finally get it wrong.”"
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- Seth Meyers
