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"“Vivek Ramaswamy started by saying that the GOP had become a ‘party of losers.’ Weirdly, a ‘party of losers’ was also how NBC advertised the debate.”"
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- Colin Jost, on SNL's Weekend Update
" "The actors are back just in time. I’m not sure the world could handle another reality dating show.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Whatever you think about Trump, Republican debates are kind of meaningless without him. It’s like a football game without Taylor Swift.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“WeWork went from a $47 billion company to bankruptcy. Somewhere out there, Elon Musk is going, ‘Ooh, challenge accepted!’”"
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- Sarah Silverman
"“Former President Trump took the witness stand today in his civil fraud trial. He swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and then everyone just laughed and laughed.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“Everyone who has ever gotten more than one tattoo, has gotten a bad tattoo.” "
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- "Ink Master" host Joel Madden
""Ivanka did everything she could to get out of testifying. She even tried the old, 'Do you know who my dad is?' And the judge was like, 'Yeah, that's why you're here.'""
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Here’s the thing about Don Jr.: What he lacks in intelligence, he also lacks in charisma.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“The website CandyStore.com recently released a list of the most popular candy in the country, including Sour Patch Kids in New York, Butterfingers in Massachusetts, and Marlboro Reds in Florida.”"
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- Seth Meyers
"“Over the weekend, Mike Pence officially suspended his 2024 presidential campaign, right? Which raises an interesting question: Can you stop something that never started?” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
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