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"“The L.A. Dodgers signed superstar Shohei Ohtani to the biggest contract in all of sports history, $700 million. Wild, right? That is $1 for every minute it takes to watch one single baseball game.”"
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- Kal Penn
"“The British version of 'Thomas [the Tank Engine]' didn’t f*ck around. An episode whose premise is ‘stop complaining about work or we’ll throw you in your forever hole’ has got to be one of the most disturbing episodes of children’s TV ever right up there with the episode of 'Blue’s Clues,' where Blue reveals herself to be the Zodiac killer.” "
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- John Oliver
"“The editor in chief for Time said Taylor Swift is ‘the rare person who is both the writer and hero of her own story.’ And also, he said, ‘We really wanted to sell some magazines this year.’” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“At this point, watching these debates is like watching a middle school play — it doesn’t really matter, you just hope that they’re having fun up there.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“[George Santos] put on his coat before the vote was even over. Well, let me correct myself: He put on a coat. For all we know, there is another congressman, like, ‘Somebody stole my coat.’” "
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- Charlamagne tha God
""Elon Musk met with Benjamin Netanyahu this week and agreed that Israel must destroy Hamas. And I think Musk could destroy Hamas almost instantly by becoming their C.E.O.""
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- SNL's Michael Che, on Weekend Update
"“What this advertising boycott is going to do is, it’s going to kill the company.”"
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- X owner Elon Musk
"“I wouldn’t go so far as to call it a nothing burger, but it’s as close to that as it can be financially.” "
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- AMC Networks CFO Patrick O'Connell on the impact of the Hollywood strikes on AMC
" "I feel that we’ve just emerged from a period of a lot of fixing to one of building again, and I can tell you building is a lot more fun than fixing.”"
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- Disney CEO Bob Iger
""We should not take sides, and we are obliged to broadcast the messages of all candidates in the 2024 presidential election. But at the same time, we cannot surrender our responsibility to ask hard and precise questions. That’s what journalism is for.""
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- Univision anchor Jorge Ramos, in a column critical of the network's interview with Donald Trump
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