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"“It’s like signing up to be the babysitter in ‘The Exorcist.’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon, on reports that Donald Trump is vetting running mates
"“The Wall Street Journal published an article yesterday that claims President Biden appears to be slipping in private meetings. He keeps saying crazy stuff that makes no sense like, ‘a convicted felon is beating me in the polls.’”"
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- Seth Meyers
""If America really wants to lock down the Southern border, they should put Ticketmaster in charge of it, OK? These guys are the best at making sure nobody can actually get into the thing they want to.""
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- Ronny Chieng, on "The Daily Show"
""Former President Trump was found guilty last week on 34 counts of falsifying business records and faces up to 4 years in jail and a $5,000 fine. And I think I speak for all of us when I say, you can waive the fine.”"
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- Seth Meyers
"“He rambled like the drunken best man at a wedding you know isn’t going to work.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel, on Donald Trump's post-verdict press conference
""For anyone to suggest that a country that has survived the Revolutionary War, a civil war, World War I, World War II, that we won't be able to make it through this, I say, shame on you. We are a huge country with huge ideals and huge dreams and aspirations.""
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- Fox News' Harold Ford Jr. after Donald Trump's guilty verdict
"“Over the next two to three years, I expect that there’s going to be some opportunities. There will be some players that want to get out of the business. There will be others that will look to consolidate … And so I think we will look to be opportunistic during that time.” "
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- WBD CEO David Zaslav
"“No matter how major a writer it is, no matter how great the book, there always seems to be someone on hand who thinks he can do better, eager to take the story and ‘improve’ on it. ‘The book is the book, the film is the film,’ they will tell you, as if they were saying something profound. Then they make the story their own. They never make it better, though. Nine hundred ninety-nine times out of a thousand, they make it worse.""
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- George R.R. Martin
"“There was always this notion that people don’t like ads. I don’t think that’s true. People don’t like bad advertising or a bad advertising experience.”"
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- Rita Ferro, President of ad sales at Disney, to the NY TImes
"“That’s right, a second flag at a second home. Alito’s second wife better watch her back.”"
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- Stephen Colbert
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