Quotes

""Donald Trump appeared at a town hall hosted by Univision where he was asked questions in both English and Spanish. Which he answered in both English and louder English.""
Tweet It
- Michael Che, on "SNL's" Weekend Update
"“Kamala’s ‘lion’s den’ was Fox News, so I guess it was a Fox den, where she sat down with Bret Baier — so maybe it was a Baier’s den.”"
Tweet It
- Desi Lydic
"“While we were successful in marketing ‘The Apprentice,’ we also did irreparable harm by creating the false image of Trump as a successful leader. I deeply regret that. And I regret that it has taken me so long to go public,” "
Tweet It
- John D. Miller, former head of marketing at NBC
"“Now [Donald Trump] is claiming to be the father of I.V.F. — which has been happening since 1978. This guy won’t even admit to being the father of Eric.”"
Tweet It
- Jimmy Kimmel
"“Watching an elderly man sway to Vatican elevator music for 40 minutes might make you wonder, ‘Is he OK?’ And you wouldn’t be the only one, because yesterday more than 230 doctors and health care providers called on Trump to release his medical records. Do you know how hard it is to get 230 doctors to agree on anything?”"
Tweet It
- Stephen Colbert
"“If you’re too scared to debate again, I dare you to take a cognitive test against the vice president. Let’s see how you do. You could charge people for it if you want. Make it a pay-per-view. I will pay you $49.99 to watch that.” "
Tweet It
- Jimmy Kimmel
""I'm not the old one now, Trump is. The only difference, I know when to walk away - about six months too late!" "
Tweet It
- Dana Carvey playing Joe Biden on "SNL"
"“Has anyone thought about unplugging America and plugging it back in again? ’Cause it could use a reboot.” "
Tweet It
- Jimmy Kimmel
"“In a new interview with radio host Howard Stern, Vice President Kamala Harris said that she doesn’t really take naps, setting up a clear contrast with President Biden, who took one mid-debate.” "
Tweet It
- Seth Meyers
"“This weekend, former President Trump held a rally in Pennsylvania, and Elon Musk joined him onstage. It was exciting for all the Trump supporters because, for the first time, they got to see an actual billionaire.” "
Tweet It
- Jimmy Fallon
Read More Quotes

CynCity

Cynsiders

Instagram