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""Sixty million people watched the game, and they all had the same thought: ‘How many Matthew McConaughey commercials can there be?’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""It is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant.”"
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- Jim Acosta, announcing his CNN exit
"“I do know that this is bad news financially, but is anyone else somewhat excited that A.I. had its job replaced by A.I.?”"
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- Jon Stewart, on China's DeepSeek
""I think the public loves him. The public misses him, but it's the people inside the business who are afraid.""
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- Don Lemon, on a possible comeback for Matt Lauer
"“The movie ‘I’m Still Here’ was nominated for best picture. It’s a film about Joe Biden’s last six months in office.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“I read that President Trump’s last-minute decision to pardon nearly every Jan. 6 rioter took a lot of his allies by surprise. They were like, ‘This isn’t the thoughtful, measured Trump we remember from the first term.’” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
""[Trump] rescinded Joe Biden’s executive order lowering prescription drug prices for Americans on Medicare and Medicaid. Finally, someone’s looking out for Big Pharma.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“That’s not just a hat; it’s Melania’s very own border wall.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""It's hard for older people to understand how devastating a ban of TikTok would be for young people. Like, you know how your dad felt when CBS canceled ‘Blue Bloods’? Multiply that by whatever the amount the reverse mortgage he bought from Tom Selleck was, and you will understand.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“The Village People are set to perform on Sunday at the Turning Point Inaugural Eve Ball. It will be the first time Trump has ever paid a construction worker on time.” "
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- Seth Meyers
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