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"“It’s never a good sign when the most dramatic part of a Super Bowl game is Harrison Ford talking about his Jeep.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“Like you, I’m not sure exactly what’s coming next for this city we love so much. What I am certain of is that the people in this room will find creative, funny, and beautiful ways to remind us of the importance of the industry in this industry town.”"
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- Dana Walden, accepting the Milestone Award at the PGA Awards ceremony
""Kanye joined the fun and tweeted yesterday, ‘I love Hitler and I’m a Nazi.' Either he’s trolling or he’s angling for a cabinet appointment.”"
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- Bill Maher
"“While speaking today at the National Prayer Breakfast, President Trump said, ‘None of us knows exactly when our time on Earth will be over.’ I don’t know, I’m thinking whenever R.F.K. Jr. gets confirmed.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“All these years, I don’t know why no one else thought to call shotgun on the Holy Land.” "
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- Stephen Colbert
"“I never thought I’d live in a time where there’d be surge pricing on eggs. This is going to be a tough Easter, kids. Get ready to start hunting Swedish meatballs.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“Canada? We’re picking a fight with our most reliable and pleasant friend? The labradoodle of allies?”"
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- Jon Stewart
"“I told myself if I ever won a Grammy and I got to stand up here in front of the most powerful people in music, I would demand that labels and the industry profiting millions of dollars off of artists would offer a livable wage and health care, especially to developing artists.""
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- Chappell Roan
"“Damn you, diversity initiatives! Why are you responsible for every historical tragedy? The fires in Los Angeles? D.E.I. The bridge collapse in Baltimore? D.E.I. The Irish potato famine? D.E.I. Slavery? D.E.I. Did you ever notice how many minorities were at slavery? It’s all D.E.I.”"
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- Michael Kosta
"“Another weird day in Washington today where a man who does not believe in medical science may soon be in charge of medical science.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
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