"It's official. I'm making a new Ghostbusters & writing it with @KatieDippold & yes, it will star hilarious women. That's who I'm gonna call."
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- Director/writer Paul Feig, announcing that "Ghostbusters III" will hire ladies to do the 'bustin, on Twitter
"No one has ever said anything bad about me before, so I'm shocked and devastated. I'll try to recover."
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- Gwyneth Paltrow, responding to Martha Stewart's suggestion that she should stick to being a movie star and not get into the lifestyle business
"The mysterious and special world of 'Twin Peaks' is pulling us back. We’re very excited. May the forest be with you."
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- Creators Mark Frost and David Lynch, announcing that the cult 1990s TV show will be returning on "Showtime"
"Your husband disappeared in the most convenient way / Now your troubles are gone, the insurance will surely pay / You get to the bank but the cops say 'Whoa!' / Who you gonna dial when they lock you down low? / Saul, Saul, you better call Saul / He'll fight for your rights, when your back's to the wall / He'll stick it to the man, justice for all."
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- Lyrics to Junior Brown's "Better Call Saul," a video and tune tied to AMC's upcoming "Breaking Bad" spin-off of the same name; the video debuted Sunday night
"Either I'm not in the show anymore or there's a flashback where I found a razor. [Losing the beard] was more pleasant for my wife!"
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- "The Walking Dead" star Andrew Jackson, who appears to have shaved off his character Rick's signature facial hair
"Sometimes people ask me, ‘Jimmy why are you so dangerous?’ The answer is, I don’t know – it’s just who I am. If you can’t handle it, go Google George Stephanopoulos. I’m dangerous. Sometimes I even log into Costco without my membership card."
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- Late night host Jimmy Fallon, responding to a recent McAfee report that looking up his name online could make people vulnerable to identity theft
"Some help around the house; would it kill you to get out the Bissell bagless canister one of these every once in a while?"
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- Sample "answer" from "Jeopardy!'s" recent "What Women Want" category, which has caused a social media uproar (the "question" response is "a vacuum cleaner")
"Some good points were raised and I've ensured that all opening acts will be compensated for their time, their labor and their talents. ... The fact that Gawker pointed this out really proves Judd Apatow's saying that 'a good note can come from anywhere.'"
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- "Girls" creator/star Lena Dunham, deciding to provide payment for the various performers who will precede her on her upcoming book tour, after being called out in the media
"Internationally acclaimed barrister Amal Alamuddin marries an actor"
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- Headline from Businesswoman Media, putting a fresh spin on George Clooney's weekend nuptials
"You turn on a show you love to be shocked. I'm sure the audience is going to s--- green. I'm sure I'll get hate mail — probably well deserved — but that's why you watch. "
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- "Bones" showrunner Stephen Nathan, on the sudden death of a beloved character in the show's season 10 premiere
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