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"You came out here dancing, Bernie! That's fantastic!"
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- Ellen DeGeneres, greeting presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, on her show
"I hope you continue to love your freckles, your moles, your big forehead, your big eyes, your small eyes, your pointy chin, your tiny boobs, your full chest, your ivory or ebony skin (or every color in between) — the stuff about you that makes you, well... you."
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- Tyra Banks on the end of her show "America's Next Top Model" after 22 seasons
"As long as they don't feel threatened, you're totally safe with skunks."
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- Kip Smith, an animal wrangler holding a skunk who then proceeded to fake a "spray" at two anchors on Omaha show "The Morning Blend"
"The valuation and sale of digital video and broadcast television inventory has been siloed, hampering the development of synergies and efficiencies between advertising delivered across different video distribution points."
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- Randy Cooke, VP Programmatic TV, SpotX, in the new Cynsiders
"Hold on - you actually felt the need to make 'not selling to terrorists' official company policy? Is that in the handbook under, 'Things that should go without saying'?"
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- Last Week Tonight's John Oliver on Isis using Toyota trucks
"They unite us, comfort us, bring us strength.... Guns. We're here to stay."
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- Quote from "Saturday Night Live" sketch featuring Amy Schumer, about a world where firearms are everywhere
"I want to be Bill Murray. What a good life he has. He pops up when he wants to have fun, and then he just disappears."
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- "Walking Dead" star Norman Reedus, in Details magazine
"Is it legal to eat pigeons in NYC?"
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- A result from one man's Google search queries, as revealed on "The Tonight Show"
"[Kimmel] comes from radio ... where you find some enemy and then you make up a phony battle. I never had any problems with the guy, but he chose to go after me. And that's fine, welcome to show business."
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- Jay Leno addressing feud with Jimmy Kimmel
"Everyone knows communal consumption of media is not going to die. The experience of watching something while your best friend, or mother, or colleague is consuming it at the same time endures."
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- Done + Dusted's David Jammy, in the new Cynsiders
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