"“When I think of Manchester, the place that I know, I think of the spirit of the people there. And I’m telling you, a more tightknit group of people you will be hard-pressed to find. Strong, proud, caring people with community at its core. And if it was even possible, the spirit of the people of Manchester will grow even stronger this evening.”"
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- James Corden, after the terrorist attack in Manchester, England
""He is the ‘person’ equivalent of an empty room painted eggshell. He’s like a white bread sandwich where the middle is just a third slice of white bread.”"
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- Last Week Tonight's John Oliver, on First Son-in-Law Jared Kushner
""I stopped watching that show because it got so bad.""
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- David Lynch to the NY Times, on season 2 of the original Twin Peaks
"“Trump started tweeting again. Today he criticized the Russia investigation, saying, ‘This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history.’ Then one guy was like, ‘Uh, do you still want to see my birth certificate?’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Remember one year ago? Who would have predicted Stephen Colbert would be winning late night on CBS, and Bill O’Reilly would be doing a podcast in his underwear?”"
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- Les Moonves, at the CBS Upfront
""What the hell are you doing here? The entire republic is hanging by a thread, and you're hosting this show?""
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- Conan O'Brien to CNN's Anderson Cooper at Turner's Upfront presentation
""Technically, they'e all part of one big scandal stroganoff.""
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- Stephen Colbert, on news stories coming out of the White House
"“President Trump yesterday issued a statement calling for paid family leave. Which is a little surprising, until you remember that he’s already paid two families to leave.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“The president of the United States has personally come after me and my show. And there’s only one thing to say: Yay! I won!’’"
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- Stephen Colbert
""In hindsight, I probably should’ve handled it a little bit differently.”"
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- Steve Harvey, following backlash over a leaked memo in which he demanded that no one approach him in the hallway or his makeup chair
