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""Today, we Americans celebrate our independence from Britain while planning our escape to Canada.""
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- Conan O'Brien's July 4 tweet
""If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.""
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- George Orwell
"“A question that made the Statue of Liberty give up and drown herself in the Hudson River.""
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- John Oliver, responding to Tucker Carlson's tweet, “Why does America benefit from having tons of people from failing countries come here?”
""The focus on cyberbullying is going well so far — we just didn't know she was going to be a super-fan of it.""
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- Stephen Colbert, of First Lady Melania Trump's defense of her husband's attack on Morning Joe co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski
""Never imagined a day when I would think to myself, 'it is beneath my dignity to respond to the President of the United States.'""
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- Mark Kornblau, head of PR for NBC News and MSNBC, after President Trump tweet-attacked Morning Joe's Mika Brzezinski
"“It turns out, 13 rich white guys alone in a room isn’t how good legislation happens. It’s how ‘Suicide Squad’ happens. But while ‘Suicide Squad’ destroys your will to live, this bill destroys your ability to live.”"
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- Samantha Bee
""What I tell people in show business is, Don’t fall in love with a hooker. That’s what show business is.""
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- Jay Leno, to the NY Times
""Politics have no relation to morals." "
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- Niccolo Machiavelli
"“Nobody spins like Kellyanne Conway: We don’t see them as cuts. We see them as reverse-increases — and we’re gonna give so many reverse-increases to Medicaid that Americans will have more none of it than they’ve ever had before!”"
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- Seth Meyers
"“Whenever Trump talks, it’s like a cross between a lottery machine that spits out words and a Speak & Spell that just fell into a toilet.”"
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- John Oliver, on President Trump's admission that he had not taped former F.B.I. director James Comey
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