"“The big story is that the Republican bill to repeal and replace Obamacare has officially fallen apart. But Republicans say that they’re just going to let Obamacare fail while they regroup and figure out a new plan. And Democrats said: ‘Hey, that’s the same thing we’re doing with Trump!’” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“The trip was amazing. The Russian people were incredibly friendly and welcoming. In fact, there were teams of them following me about a block behind wherever I walked. In case I needed something, I guess.” "
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- Stephen Colbert, on his trip to Russia
""Shall we begin?""
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- The Dragon Queen to Tyrion, on Game of Thrones
""If at first you don’t succeed, try try try try try try try try try try again!""
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- Emmy nominee Kevin Spacey, on the fact that he has yet to bring home a trophy for his House of Cards role
"“According to friends of Donald Trump Jr.’s, back in college he was a blackout drunk. So he does have a long history of meeting with white Russians.”"
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- Conan O'Brien
"“Donald Jr. hired a lawyer yesterday. This lawyer in the past represented members of the Mafia, which actually makes sense. Because the Trumps are like the Corleone family — if all of them were Fredo.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel, on President Trump's son
"“It’s a great idea, think of the time it will save. They already know our passwords.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel, on President Trump saying he and Vladimir Putin had discussed forming a cyber security unit to prevent the hacking of elections
""I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.""
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- Orson Welles
""They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk.""
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- Gene Roddenberry
"“If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.” "
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- Dorothy Gambrell, Cat and Girl Volume I
