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"“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”"
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- Shirley Temple
""You want to know something, everybody that I know has got kids and that’s just a lot of kids. And I got God kids out of nowhere — once you start making money everybody want you to be their kids’ godmother.”"
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- Rapper Cardi B to Jimmy Fallon, on why she's not giving Christmas gifts to adults this year
"“I am self-aware enough to know that not everybody who I meet on the U.S.O. tour is going to know who I am. They were like, ‘Yeah, Cher came last month.’”"
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- Elizabeth Banks, to the New York Times
"“There was an 11-hour power outage at the airport in Atlanta yesterday, and people were stranded on the tarmac for six hours. Don’t worry, though, flight attendants came through every hour with a thimble-sized cup of room-temperature water.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""If the Christmas carolers at my door are really good, I turn my red swivel chair dramatically toward them.""
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- Conan O'Brien
"“Christmas is 10 days away, which means we only get to hear that Mariah Carey song 75,000 more times.”"
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- Jimmy KImmel
"“A conservative pundit published an editorial in The Washington Post yesterday calling President Trump the nation’s worst president. Or as Sarah Sanders put it, President Trump is one of the top 45 presidents of all time.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“Well, Roy Moore may have lost last night’s election, but we’ll never forget all the people he touched.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“Roy Moore rode on horseback today to his polling place to vote in the special election....Because when Roy Moore is choosing a mode of transportation, he always asks himself, 'What do 14-year-old girls like?'""
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- Seth Meyers
"“According to a Gallup poll, 80 percent of Russians approve of Vladimir Putin’s leadership, while the other 20 percent are missing.” "
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- Seth Meyers
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