"“Everybody thinks that there’s a ‘Shondaland show.' No. There’s a Shondaland show that we made for ABC. Now I can’t wait to show everybody what a Shondaland show is that we make for the world.”"
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- Shonda Rimes to the NY Times, on her plans with Netflix
""Imitation is the sincerest form of television.""
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- Fred Allen
"“Aviation companies are reportedly considering recruiting more women to help combat a growing shortage of pilots and mechanics — which came as a shock to Spirit Airlines: ‘Wait, you guys have pilots AND mechanics?’”"
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- Seth Meyers
""I've been coming to Comic-Con for four years. Or, to put that in terms everyone at Comic-Con understands, '17 Spiderman movies.'""
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- Conan O'Brien
"“Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell today warned Russia to not meddle in the upcoming midterm elections — and then he winked so hard his neck got smooth.”"
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- Seth Meyers
"“According to experts, Trump and Putin had a lot to negotiate in their meeting. Trump says negotiations went great: Putin now controls New York and California, and in exchange, Trump got three magic beans.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""I think the DNC should be ashamed of themselves for allowing themselves to be hacked.”"
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- President Trump, to CBS News' Jeff Glor
""I look at our marriage like The Sixth Sense. You were dead the whole time.""
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- Demi Moore to Bruce Willis, during Comedy Central's roast
"“That was intense. It was like ‘A Few Good Men,’ but with even fewer good men.” "
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- Stephen Colbert, on the contentious congressional hearing with FBI agent Peter Strzok
"“A company has come out with — this is real — a $5,000 robot that applauds for you indefinitely. Yeah, in a related story, I’ll be working from home.”"
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- Conan O'Brien
