""At times over the past few years we’ve been tempted to go beyond four seasons, but mostly because making this show is a rare, creatively fulfilling joy, and at the end of the day, we don’t want to tread water just because the water is so warm and pleasant." "
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- Mike Schur, on The Good Place ending with season four
""Our top four agricultural imports from Mexico are beer, avocados, tomatoes and tequila. Trump is putting a tariff on summer!” "
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- Stephen Colbert, on President Trump's threat to impose tariffs on Mexico
"“Throughout the trip, Trump has insisted that instead of protests, the people of London have been cheering. Today he was right, because he left.” "
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- Stephen Colbert, on President Trump's UK visit
"“How can a man have access to the nuclear codes but not a tailor?”"
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- Trevor Noah, on President Trump's attire at the Buckingham Palace banquet
""The queen’s gift for Donald Trump was a book. Either she doesn’t know Trump or she’s trolling him.""
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- Trevor Noah
"“Treat medical devices like guys who have played Batman. Some are great, but new ones aren’t necessarily better, and there are a few you definitely don’t want to let inside your body.”"
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- Jane Krakowski, during a segment on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver about the dangers of medical devices
""At this point, the Warriors are like the Avengers. We all know they’re going to win – we just have to spend three hours to find out how.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel, on the NBA Finals (but the Raptors won Game 1!)
"“It was such big news when Robert Mueller announced that he would be making a statement live at 11 a.m. Which is a good time, because The Bachelorette isn’t on.”"
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- Trevor Noah
"“I think that we need to make sure that we’re changing the channel from this show that he’s created.”"
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- Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg, on President Trump
"“I don’t like it when he leaves the country. It makes me nervous. It’s like being at your wedding and watching your drunken uncle hit on your friends.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel, on President Trump's trip to Japan
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