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"“Former Vice President Joe Biden apologized this weekend after misspeaking at an event and saying, quote, ‘Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids,’ adding, ‘Sorry, that came out gay.’”"
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- Seth Meyers
"“The death of NRATV is a tragedy — thoughts and prayers to all those affected.” "
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- John Oliver, on the N.R.A. shutting down production of its online video shows
"“Starting today, all the Democratic presidential candidates are visiting the Iowa State Fair. Yep, it’s the time of the year where they all pretend to be relatable by wearing jeans.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""It's the guns, stupid.""
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- Samantha Bee, to those who blame gun violence on video games or mental illness
"“For some, ‘move fast and break things’ seems like a good strategy. For FX, making as much programming as we can, as fast as we can, has never worked. That’s just not our philosophy.”"
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- FX chief John Landgraf, at TCA
"“Wrong city, but don’t worry, sir. It’s not like Ohio’s that important in presidential elections.”"
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- Stephen Colbert, after President Trump referred to victims of a shooting in Toledo, not Dayton, where it occured
"“We didn’t want to be that show that stays too long at the party.” "
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- Arrrow EP Marc Guggenheim, on the CW series ending its run
"“Best case for Bill de Blasio, he wins one of the debates. Worst case, he misses the debate because he is stuck on the F train.”"
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- Seth Meyers, on the NYC mayor who is running president
"“Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his opening statement tonight to differentiate himself from President Trump, saying, ‘The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math,’ which is a great point, but I actually think the opposite of Trump would be a black guy who is a good president.” "
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- Seth Meyers, on Wednesday's Democratic debate
"“It’s hard to sum up what happened tonight, but most of tonight was a bunch of guys with no chance to win the Democratic nomination yelling Republican talking points at the people who can. It was like watching the seven dwarves offering Snow White a poison apple.” "
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- Stephen Colbert, on Tuesday's Democratic candidate debate
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