""As you all know, we will soon be joining forces with Viacom, another company that places great importance on diversity and inclusion, and understands the value it brings to business and culture. I have spoken with Bob Bakish, and we are aligned in this effort. I want you to know that in these months as we move toward the merger, we are not easing up on the pedal.""
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- CBS acting CEO Joe Ianniello, in a company email
""Every great man nowadays has his disciples, but it is always Judas who writes the biography.""
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- Oscar Wilde
"“I do not like the tearing down of people and this lack of forgiveness and the shaming. I think the people I interview will appreciate that.”"
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- Billy Bush, on getting a second chance at ExtraExtra
""Ours is a society in which secrets of private life that, formerly, you would have given nearly anything to conceal, you now clamor to get on a television show to reveal.""
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- Susan Sontag
"“If you buy Greenland, buy Iceland as well. It would make a terrific mother-in-law suite.”"
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- "Property Brother" Jonathan Scott, on President Trump's foiled plan to purchase Greenland
""I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can’t smell it, can’t eat it, can’t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera: 'Well, here it is. You can’t have any.'”"
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- Jerry Seinfeld
""I have as much, if not more, negotiating experience as Trump. I mean c'mon, an 11 o'clock timeslot on TBS, you don't just get that!""
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- Conan O'Brien, offering to negotiate to buy Greenland
"“Despite major Wall Street losses yesterday and global fears of a recession, President Trump tweeted today, ‘Consumers are in the best shape ever, plenty of cash, business optimism is at an all-time high.’ And then the mayor from ‘Jaws’ tweeted, ‘Beaches open — no sharks in sight.’”"
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- Seth Meyers
"“Hickenlooper has struggled to gain traction and is considering ending his presidential bid and entering the race for Colorado’s Republican-held Senate seat. Bravo! Bravo! Good for you! I like that. You see, finally, a man willing to step up, put aside his ego and do what is good for the country. That guy should run for president.” "
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- Stephen Colbert
"“We know two things about Dick Swett. One, he’s a well-respected New Hampshire Democrat, and two, his parents absolutely hated him.”"
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- James Corden
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