""Don’t get me wrong: I think it’s long overdue for racial minorities to have products that recognize their existence. It’s just a little weird that Elmo got Band-Aids before black people.”"
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- Trevor Noah, after Johnson and Johnson announced a line of racially inclusive Band-Aids
""Our biggest problem as humans is ignorance, not malevolence. Ignorance is an entirely curable disease.""
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- Jon Stewart, in the NY Times
"“NASCAR’s getting more progressive. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised — all they do is turn left.”"
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- Stephen Colbert, after NASCAR announced its decision to ban Confederate flags
"“The long-running show ‘Cops’ was canceled yesterday, honoring the long tradition of cops turning off their cameras.” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“Just to recap, the theory here is that a 75-year-old man was using his cellphone to scan police communication equipment in order to black it out. I feel like anyone who has tried to Zoom with their grandparents knows there’s no possible way that’s true.""
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- Jimmy Kimmel, after President Trump suggested an elderly protester was an "ANTIFA provocateur"
"“L.A. is showing up to march, which is encouraging. Do you know how hard it is to get people to walk in L.A.? In Hollywood, activism usually means wearing a lapel pin to the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“I wish I knew then what I knew today, I would have made very different decisions. We’ve always encouraged people of diversity in our company, but I didn’t do enough. Now all I can think about is what can I do, what can I do differently. How can I run my show in a new way?""
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- Friends co-creator Marta Kauffman, during an ATX Festival conversation
""What an exciting time to be an ad buyer — at any time, the President of the United States could claim that drinking your product cures the coronavirus.""
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- Jimmy Kimmel, during Disney's Virtual Roadshow
"“So far, Trump has turned off the White House lights, hid in a bunker and is now building an ugly chain link fence. He’s like every crazy neighbor rolled into one.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“You know we live in crazy times when we’re all agreeing with the guy who once said gay people cause hurricanes.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon, on televangelist Pat Robertson speaking out against President Trump's photo at a church
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