"“We’re pleased that the court agreed with our legal arguments and issued an injunction preventing the implementation of the TikTok app ban. We will continue defending our rights for the benefit of our community and employees."
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- A TikTok spokesperson, after a federal judge granted a preliminary injunction on Sunday
"“You can’t just squat the White House!”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel, after President Trump would not commit to a peaceful transition of power if he loses the election
"“The C.D.C. is discouraging trick-or-treating, but to be fair, maybe children shouldn’t have been going around collecting candy from strangers anyway.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“It’s pretty wild the Republicans are in favor of Trump’s nominee, and he hasn’t named one yet. Even the people who got engaged on ‘Love Is Blind’ were like, ‘Don’t you want to see who it is first?’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""I can’t believe Donald J. Trump — Donald J. Trump, people — gets to name three justices to the Supreme Court. The guy can’t even name three branches of government, but he gets to name three justices who serve for life. This is the same guy who’s had to fire everyone he hired because of how bad he is at hiring people.”"
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- Trevor Noah
"“Of course we don’t have an audience. This isn’t a MAGA rally.”"
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- Emmys host Jimmy Kimmel
"“Did this dude just try to pull the ‘if you eat around the mold, everything’s fine’ move, but with corona deaths?” "
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- Trevor Noah, after President Trump said America's COVID-19 death rate was low "if you take the blue states out"
"“We’ve got Jimmy Kimmel, who loves live TV and the chaos of live TV. I think he’s actually hoping things do go wrong, to tell you the truth.”"
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- Emmys producer Ian Stewart, on what could happen during this year's unconventional broadcast
"“The fact that Doocy knew it was 47 minutes shows you how annoyed he was. Not 45 minutes, not an hour — 47 minutes exactly. That’s someone who spent most of a conversation staring at their watch.”"
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- Trevor Noah, on Fox & Friends' Steve Doocy noting how long a call from President Trump lasted
"“Several major television networks, including CNN, reportedly decided not to send crews to cover President Trump’s indoor rally in Nevada yesterday due to safety concerns, and not, as I had assumed, because it wasn’t news.”"
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- Seth Meyers
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