" “Even when the bar is so low as to be virtually non-existent—like, don’t tell your supporters that you hate their stupid city, or don’t say everyone in the audience is more racist than you, or don’t hire a personal attorney who falls for a Borat prank 14 years after the first movie came out—the unshakeable fact is unless you set the bar at nobody caught fire, Trump will always find a way to disappoint.”"
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- John Oliver
"“On Tuesday, Trump got angry and cut his interview with Lesley Stahl short. Today, he released the full interview himself — ‘the dictator’s cut,’ if you will.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
""Trump bailed early. He was like, ‘I gave them 45 minutes — what else did “60 Minutes” expect?’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“That’s the current state of our politics — we need a mute button.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""It’s crazy that at the same time Trump is calling Dr. Fauci a disaster and an idiot, he’s running commercials to make it seem like Dr. Fauci said he’s doing a great job. Meanwhile, Dr. Birx is somewhere out there hiding under a pile of scarves hoping she doesn’t get dragged into this, too.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
""If doing my show for the last four years is like high school, SNL is like my prom.""
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- Insecure's Issa Rae, hosting SNL
"“Joe Biden took questions from voters in Philadelphia; Trump again was in Florida. And even though they were a thousand miles apart, I kept fantasizing about a surprise ‘WrestleMania’ moment where Biden runs out behind Trump and bangs him over the head with a folding chair.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“Of course more people will watch Trump. That doesn’t mean anything. If my choices are watching a documentary about the Bill of Rights, or a guy getting hit in the nuts with a shovel, I’m going shovel every single time.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel, on the two presidential candidate town halls tonight
"“Trump did about an hour of material in Florida, and he killed. He really killed. We’ll have to wait a week or two to see how many he killed, but he definitely killed.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
""I love the fall: The crisp air, the colorful trees, the ever-present sense of looming annihilation.""
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- Conan O'Brien
