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"“Rudy dyed his hair, but his head is challenging the results.” "
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- Stephen Colbert, on Rudy Giuliani's dripping hair dye
"“According to one official, there is a ‘bunker mentality’ in the White House — somewhere between Archie and Hitler.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“Twitter is a place where you can learn something new every day that isn’t true.”"
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- Stanford professor Keith Humphreys
"“Trump won’t give up while the rest of us are like, ‘Dude, we’ve moved on to Netflix shows about chess. We don’t care.’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""Lord knows, I hope next year is better than this one.""
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- Dolly Parton
""If Biden wants access to classified national security intel, everybody knows he’s got to go through the proper channels and buy a membership to Mar-a-Lago.” "
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- Stephen Colbert
""It must be so uncomfortable working in the White House right now, because everyone around Trump knows he lost, but they’ve got to all go along with the lie. That’s got to be exhausting, especially when you’re already running a fever from Covid.” "
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- Trevor Noah
"“Here’s a question: Are we sure Donald Trump isn’t just stuck in a White House bathtub and too embarrassed to call for help?”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“It’s like if Trump announced he was holding a big rally at the Lincoln Memorial, deleted it, then announced he was holding a big rally at a Lincoln dealership.”"
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- Seth Meyers, on Rudy Giuliana's press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
"“Calling dibs on states is not how we elect presidents. We use the Electoral College which is at least 3% less stupid than that.”"
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- John Oliver
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