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"“There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.”"
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- C.S. Lewis
""Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.""
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- Andy Borowitz
"“In January, Atlantic City is blowing up a former Trump casino, and the highest bidder in a live auction will be the one to press the button. I say we hold Biden’s inauguration in Atlantic City, and then let him push the button.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“I’m not surprised nobody wants Trump living next door. Most neighbors ask to borrow some sugar. Trump’s like, ‘Can I borrow 400 million dollars?’""
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Wow, no hurry, Mitch. What else did you formally recognize, Alaskan statehood?”"
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- Seth Meyers
""Today was really special. Usually if I want to see people on TV who’ve gotten injections, I have to watch Bravo.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon, on the arrival of the coronavirus vaccine
""Many Black doctors are saying that they are having a hard time convincing their patients to take the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. Which is weird, because Moderna Vaccine is my favorite Tyler Perry character." "
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- SNL's Michael Che
"“So Facebook could be in real trouble, which seems crazy, since they look so happy in all those pics they post. Their life is definitely way better than mine.”"
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- Stephen Colbert
"“They are telling people not to drink alcohol for almost two months after taking the Russian vaccine. Russians heard it and were like, ‘We will take our chances with the virus.’” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“The U.K. vaccine underwent rigorous testing. Apparently Gordon Ramsay would try every version and then berate the scientist.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
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