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"“Normally, after a president’s term, they show before and after photos to prove how much the job aged him. This time, they’re showing before and after photos of all of us.""
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- Jimmy Fallon
""I would sign up for a streaming service that showed nothing but Trump’s stuff being moved out of the White House. I don’t know how much I would pay a month, but it’s a lot.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
""As we have been doing on this show for over 20 years, let's put the shoe on the other foot. If a Democratic president—a Democrat president did what what happened last week—a week ago today—would the Republicans in the House and the Senate move to impeach him if they could? The answer is yes.""
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- Fox News' Steve Doocy
"“What a nice reminder of how much the president hates people storming barriers and entering places they aren’t legally allowed.”Ja"
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- James Corden, on President Trump's visit to the border wall in Texas
"“Trump started this year thinking he should be on Mount Rushmore, now he can’t even get on Instagram.”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""Essentially, the site is down. It's just a black hole.""
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- Parler CEO John Matze on FBN's "Mornings With Maria"
""So essentially, Harris is still going to be a senator. Pretty on-brand for America to elect their first woman Vice President and then make her do her old job too. And only pay her for one of them.”"
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- Stephen Colbert, on future VP Kamala Harris casting the deciding votes in a 50/50 US Senate
"“Remind me: Are we great again yet?”"
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- Stephen Colbert
"“Trump asked him to somehow find enough votes to flip Georgia, so that he would win the state by one vote. One vote. Trump was like, ‘Because if we’re going to do this, we can’t make it obvious.’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon, on President Trump's call with Georgia's secretary of state
""There is nothing like it in the market today.""
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- Discovery Inc.'s David Zaslav, on just-launched streamer discovery+
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