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""As part of their new fall menu, Starbucks has added a new drink, the apple crisp macchiato. In response, the pumpkin spice latte was like, ‘Oh, it’s on.’” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“It’s too late for a rebrand. This is like when your friend comes back from vacation and is like, ‘Actually, everyone calls me Turbo now.’” "
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- Seth Meyers, on Pfizer naming its Covid-19 vaccine Comirnaty
"“The Pfizer vaccine is now fully approved by the F.D.A., which sounds like a big deal, until you remember that so is Mountain Dew Baja Blast.” "
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- James Corden
"“So many people roll their eyes at reality TV, so why not admit on the air that it is dumb and ridiculous?”"
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- Nikki Glaser, host of dating show "FBoy Island," to the NY Times
""I saw that United Airlines has instructed its flight crew not to use duct tape when dealing with unruly passengers. Don’t use it, yeah. Flight attendants heard and were like, ‘OK, Tasers it is.’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“America can’t even agree on the first shots. We’re like a giant family dinner where half the table wants pizza and the other half wants to die of Covid.”"
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- Julie Bowen, guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"“You can tell things aren’t good for Biden, because today he said, ‘You know, maybe the election was stolen.’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
""I think what you’re seeing, across the entire industry, is experimentation with distribution and windowing strategies. And it’s hard for me to say exactly where that’s going to land.""
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- FX chairman John Landgraf
""He hired a cyberexpert ‘red team’ and gave them what he said was 37 terabytes of irrefutable evidence that hackers broke into election systems using intercepted ‘packet captures.’ ‘Packet captures,’ of course, is a technical term that you might know by their street name, ‘pillow cases.’” "
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- Stephen Colbert, on MyPillow's Mike Lindell
" "This guy, who is a personal lawyer to the president of the United States, and now, he’s basically panhandling in the same place you can get a ‘Happy bat mitzvah’ message from Jamie Farr.”"
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- Seth Meyer, on Rudy Giuliani joining Cameo
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