"“In order to be allowed on the General Assembly floor, all leaders had to either be vaccinated or test negative for Covid, but they didn’t have to show proof. They did it on the honor system. And if you can’t trust China and Russia, really, who can you trust?”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“Pfizer announced that a low dose of its vaccine is safe and effective for kids ages 5 to 11. It’s great news until you hear a 6-year-old say, ‘I want to do my own research first.’” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
""I feel like with playing Mare, maybe we are shifting the dynamics of how leading ladies are seen on screen and that just warms my heart.” "
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- Kate Winslet, after her Emmy win
"“The opportunities that have come my way as a result of not getting that gig, I couldn’t have dreamt it up. If you had given me a pen and paper and said, ‘Well, so what do you want this to really look like?’ if it doesn’t include ‘Jeopardy,’ I wouldn’t have been this generous to myself.”"
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- LeVar Burton to Trevor Noah, on not winning the job as "Jeopardy" host
"“Imagine that — going on a rocket, no one on board is qualified to fly? It’s like if Spirit Airlines went to space.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel, on the SpaceX flight
"“A vast majority of Californians voted no on the recall. So many people marked no, it was like the R.S.V.P.s for a destination wedding.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Norm Macdonald passed away today, far too soon, after a nine-year battle with cancer; a battle Norm never told anybody about, because all Norm ever wanted to do was to make us laugh, and he was absolutely brilliant at it. There was nobody quite like him.”"
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- James Corden
"“An investigation concluded last week that showed a recent M.T.A. subway outage that shut down 83 trains was caused by someone accidentally flipping a power switch. Said one man, ‘So thaaaat’s what it does.’”"
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- Seth Meyers
""Michael did everything with his full heart open, with his infinite spirit and with way too much style. May he rest in power and let us all honor his immense legacy by being a little more love forward, a little more endless in thought and a little more swaggy in act.”"
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- Courtney B. Vance, paying tribute to his late "Lovecraft Country" co-star, Michael K. Williams, during his Emmys acceptance speech
"“I’m no civil engineer, but if we can extract oil from tar sand two miles beneath the frozen surface of Canada and pipe it to Louisiana, why not water? Water is a lot easier to get than oil. I’ve heard there are places where it literally falls from the sky.”"
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- Bill Maher, on getting Americans the water they need
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