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"“Please be careful leaving tonight. We all know this administration doesn’t handle evacuations well.”"
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- Trevor Noah, at the end of the White House Correspondents Dinner
""There will be tears, there will be so many tears. Because this has been the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make.""
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- James Corden, on leaving "The Late Late Show" in 2023
"“Truth Social is getting a boost from the news that Elon Musk is buying Twitter. Their app is now No. 1 on the Apple Store free app chart. We know this because Trump released a statement that said, ‘Truth Social is No. 1 in the Apple App store,’ a statement he did not bother to post on Truth Social, by the way, because no one would see it there.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“He sees something impossible and he makes it happen: building the most sought-after electric car, blasting off into outer space and, now, somehow making Twitter even worse.” "
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- James Corden, on Elon Musk
"“Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether. We’re the banana peel in the coal mine.”"
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- Jon Stewart, accepting the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
"“So much of the conversation around disinformation is focused on what people post. The bigger issue is what content these platforms promote.”"
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- Former President Barack Obama, in a speech urging greater oversight of social media platforms
""Rudy Giuliani just got voted off ‘The Masked Singer,’ which means he is about to spend the next five years claiming that he actually won ‘The Masked Singer.’” "
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- Trevor Noah
"“I would guess today they’re saying, ‘Maybe trees don’t grow to the skies.’”"
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- Barry Diller, on Netflix's quarterly subscriber loss
"“All the major airlines have already updated their policy on face coverings. Delta, American, United, Southwest, JetBlue, Frontier and Spirit announced they will no longer require passengers to wear a mask. Spirit Airlines actually never had an official mask requirement because they don’t have windows on the plane.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
""It’s confusing and depressing. It's the Giuliani of apps.""
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- SNL's Colin Jost, about Twitter
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