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"“North Korea reported its first coronavirus outbreak today and ordered all cities and counties to enter a lockdown. Or as they call it, ‘business as usual.’” "
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- Seth Meyers
"“With the Supreme Court likely to overturn Roe v. Wade, the Democrats wanted to get their counterparts on the record opposing it. Chuck Schumer said he called for the vote so we would know where Republicans stand. Turns out, they’re standing in the year 1865.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“At this point, Bill Cosby is a more credible TV doctor than [Dr.] Oz.”"
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“What do you think Trump did for Melania on Mother’s Day — offer her a bite of his McGriddle?” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
"“I know that everybody’s disappointed. But it is a big, new brand. It is a very different sort of mechanism." "
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- "American Song Contest" EP Audrey Morrissey to the NY Times, on the show's low ratings
"“Happy Cinco de Mayo. It’s that one day when people are excited to hear someone say, ‘I’ve got Corona!’” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“It’s been a quiet month at Twitter, so there’s really no better time for us all to get together.” "
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- JP Maheu, Twitter VP, Global Client Solutions, at NewFronts
""Today is May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day — as in ‘May the fourth be with you.’ That’s right, Star Wars’Day, or for guys in their 30s celebrating it, Solo de Mayo.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Snapchatters aren’t cord cutters; they’re cord nevers.” "
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- Peter Naylor, Snap VP of Sales, Americas
""President Biden’s approval rating has increased to 42 percent. He now ranks slightly above leaf blowers.” "
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- Seth Meyers
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