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"“President Trump gave a heckler the middle finger and appeared to mouth ‘[expletive] you’ to the man. Wow. I’ve never seen him be so crude and so disrespectful to a man.”"
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- Seth Meyers
"“Has anyone told him that they don’t have oil? Because the best he’s going to get is 50 million barrels of cream of mushroom soup.” "
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- Stephen Colbert, on Trump "invading" Minnesota
"President Trump just hosted oil executives at the White House to talk about Venezuela, but the CEO of Exxon told "Trump that the Venezuelan market is uninvestible. Yeah, they’re like, ‘Sir, we’d rather invest in a beach house in North Korea.’ They were, like, ‘Sir, we’d rather invest in Labubu dolls, now.’ They were, like, ‘Sir, we’d rather invest in straight hockey shows.’”"
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“Television is what you watch on a laptop and movies are what you watch on TV.""
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- Ayo Edebiri, presenting at the Golden Globes
"“Last night, President Trump sat down with The New York Times for an interview that lasted two hours. Yep, the interview went so long, The Times almost got to ask a second question.” "
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- Jimmy Fallon
"“That’s right, Greenland — because the only thing we hate more than a brutal authoritarian regime is whatever the complete opposite of that is.” "
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- Ronny Chieng, on President Trump wanting to take Greenland
"“In a new Reuters-Ipsos-Chili’s triple dipper combo poll, only one in three Americans supports the U.S. ousting Maduro, while two-thirds of Americans think Maduro is the name of a new weight loss drug: ‘Ask your physician if Maduro is right for you.’” "
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- Stephen Colbert
"“After months of escalation, Trump decided Maduro had to go. And, yes, he’s a criminal and a dictator who’s driven his country into financial ruin while he and his family have lined their own pockets, but Maduro is no saint, either.” "
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- Jimmy Kimmel
""It was like Titanic, but worse because Jeff Bezos was there.""
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- Critics Choice Awards host Chelsea Handler, on an MIA Leonardo DiCaprio, who was stuck on a yacht in St. Barths
"“As casual gaming continues to expand, 2026 could mark a turning point for Netflix’s games strategy.""
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- Jason Platt Zolov, Senior Consultant, Hub Entertainment Research
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