We get a lot of out of offices mesages every day .. you can't send out upwards of 100,000 emails every morning and not get at least a smattering of these. But this is one of my favorites:
Mambo!
I'm in Africa. Or the Netherlands. Or Jimmy Hoffa's secret hiding place.
Point is, I won't read this awesome email from you until July 19.
Love that .... will be on the hunt for other funny, clever Out of Offices messages and will post them here ...
Posted on July 12, 2010 at 7:36 AM
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OOF Message never meant to be seen...
A coworker jokingly drafted an OOF message meant for only a few of us in the office to see and get a quick laugh. It read something along the lines of:
"Believe it or not this place paroled me for a few days just so I could actually see the sun out, breath non-circulated, fresh air, and maybe actually see my kids while they are still kids. If you need something in my absence, bother my boss, not that he has any clue as to what he is talking about."
Only she forgot to erase it and make a real one after she was called away while we were reading it. Needless to say, some of her emails in her absence were unhappy ones from HR.